Week Three [Day Twenty-Six.Ish]

Day 26. Well, if this were a 30-day NOLS Wilderness Backpacking course I’d be:  1) hiking inhumanely fast with my instructor team 2) to a campsite *with a picnic table* during independent student expeditions 3) to fill out pounds of paperwork and 4) almost tasting my future of a hot shower, a G&T, and a sundress.

Instead, I am filling out kilos of paperwork, missing my team of co-instructors, returning to my roots as the confused and confined student… and everything (SURPRISE!) is still in Spanish. Not a goddamn Gin & Gin in sight.*

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Week Three in Casi-Erratic Review

  1. For those of you not on social media, I made “Gringo Salad” for my family on Easter Sunday. Let’s just say it was a big hit more for the gringos. It involved going to three different markets in two different towns and it was completely worth it.

    Hard-boiled eggs, avo, peanuts, butter lettuce, cucumbers, red bell pepper, granny smith apples with a balsamic vinaigrette.
  2. More training classes featuring project management, diversity, diseases, bugs, worms. Yes, Jordan is displaying a Show and Tell item of one of the pet worms we can raise as a pet in our small intestine. Also we got bug nets as take-away prizes. ” Oprah voice: “YOU GET A BUG NET! YOU GET A BUG NET! AND YOU GET A BUG NET!”
  3. Language activities and immersion in cross-platform training and preparation for Language Proficiency Interviews (LPI) Week Five. CED was broken up into smaller activity groups to venture out to assigned neighborhoods to practice (on-belay with FICs) to facilitate team-building activities, interviews, and presentations. Here is a group in el vecino 3 de Octubre, conducting awkward dynamicas, historias, and mapas.
    Playing Telephono Malogrado (Telephone) with Neighborhood group and Volunteers / Staff
    Interviewing local neighbors about their personal and business history in site

    Interviewing neighbors about different businesses in the mirco-neighborhood
  4. FBT Assignment! As you may recall from last week’s post, Week Four is a week of “Field Based Training.” I have been assigned to Huamachuco, La Libertad. It is a town of 40,000 in the high mountains at about 10,000ft. It is rumored to be currently cold and rainy and I am excited to dust off my Wyoming airport wear. The eleven CED trainees are facilitating four-day entrepreneurial classes for 30-student-group secondary school students after school. More on that next week.

    Huamachuco, La Libertad, Perú
  5. Host-Family bonding. Every weeknight I get home around 7 or 8pm to a variety of family members ranging from one-to-nine residents, plus additional friends, neighbors, and family. Today (Saturday April 7th) my host-sister Jenny is at the hospital having a baby girl, rounding out the host family total to a moveable ten. Pictured below is Jenny’s husband Raul and son, Luciano. Caution: Brillit. (Pronounced with all sorts of Spanish rolling “Gggjjsjjsjjjjjjjjsszzzzz” = Brigette posted my first Insta-Story online without my knowledge the other night.

6. This Friday CED broke into groups to do our first presentation to live human Peruvian students. We presented the first phase of “Design Thinking” in the file cabinet of “business” to a group of 29 fourteen-year-olds. Apart from designing and planning the lesson plan and supporting materials, I spent another 8 hours preparing my Spanish. It went great except for one student who decided to test out his English skills by cussing me out with the F-word a few rounds in front of the class. Guess who will have notecards prepared in Spanish for that situation next week. And a prompt visit to his mother. This time in the language of mujer a mujer.

Prepping for the first five sections of a 45-minute class in business for secondary school students
Van ride to school presentations in Simón Bolivar at Santa Eulalia

6. Various other games and classes and presentations in the relentless pursuit of getting us trainees all prepared for our hopeful placement of two years of service.

FIC Amada, aspirante Tyler, and FIC Sheila: Language Class “Pictionary”
Jack y Monica with a side of Preston y Neeka
DTF = Diversity Task Force, btw
How to Get Really Sick in Moderately Gross Ways
Carcassonne Meircoles
Preston competing for the 3rd Place Title of EEG

In conclusion:

I didn’t cry on Thursday but I did in the debrief on Friday! Yay for me. Hopefully showing a moment of vulnerability will allow another volunteer to be open or act differently in the future.

The biggest struggle I am having is 1) the often conflicting instructions as a trainee 2) completely demolishing my expectations (of how I will do teaching a class, or having any set time to prepare).

From 1 to 3 back to 2 to -1 back to 3.5 with maybe a glimpse of 5 until you’re pushed back to 1.

I keep reminding myself 1) I am human, and F* it. 2) I like trees and maybe I will see some this week. 3) I am the only one who cares (this much) how well I do in any given activity and should concentrate harder on the number “Zero” and the letter “F”s given and enjoying all the moments. 4) How damn lucky I am for those of you who have reached out via comments, text, board games, and phone. I am glad I am not doing this thing in Analog.

* Found it: Solving Week Three PST w a Gin & Gin

…Salud to whatever happens on the other side Week Four!



11 Replies to “Week Three [Day Twenty-Six.Ish]”

  1. You are a.m.a.z.i.n.g. little one! (I’ve called you that since, well, a very long time ago and if it pisses you off, please let me know!). I really enjoy following your current…everything! Can’t imagine teaching in a foreign language. Can’t imagine sharing a house with 10 people even if your room is the nicest. Can’t imagine just up and GOING like you did. I would have, at one point, jumped on that train in a heart beat. Now that I am a “nester”, I’m even more in awe with your courage to head off on this INTENSE adventure. LOVE reading about and seeing pictures of you and your mates. Thank you for making time to share, Jess. I miss you, friend! 🙂

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  2. I’m thinking of starting a food truck that only serves gringo salad…with any luck, my “business acumen” in my native language and country will allow me to get this set up alllllmost by the time you get home for you to run it! Perhaps our specialty beverage should be gin and gin? Please advise.

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  3. Jess! I only just found out that you are a PCV in Peru via the Bulletin. I love all the pictures, all the lists, all the acronyms. You asked people to post what they want to see from you, but please tell me how I can support you in this amazingly massive neural pathway changing adventure!!

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